So much for "resist the urge"...

It was just too hard to avoid Craiglist this morning when I came in!!!! I found two apartments I was interested in, but since I can't anything/meet anyone until Monday, its extremely unlikely I have any chance.   To distract myself, I've collected some of the comments that people have included in their ads.   

      We are two Christian guys (age 26 and 27) looking for a third male roommate preferably in 20's.

       I am looking for a happy go luck, bubbly, easy going female roommate. If you have special skills such as cooking, cleaning, massage etc... rent will be reduced. Email your picture and telephone number and I will contact you.

     Looking for somebody who is KOREAN or JAPANESE or CHINESE

     Retired gay writer is looking for a bookish college student/professional to share room in an apt

    I found a 6 bedroom apartment in the East Village that I love, and would really like to sign the lease for. Now I just need 5 roommates.

     I prefer to rent the room to a gay guy but if you're cool, responsible and laid back about the situation we're open to anyone.

    And the most unique one:  I am an animal rights activist (anarcho-primitivist) housing a variety of endangered and miscast animals in my apartment. I am  located near all major subways and modes of transportation. I am looking for an honest, hardworking, clean individual to occupy my extra space and, more importantly, pay me rent.

This link is the most amusing thing I have seen on Craigslist (not apartment related).  If only I had come across this guy before Adam proposed!     http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/214993979.html